Ogden Nash - Famous Quotes

Ogden Nash


A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. (Ogden Nash)


A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
(Ogden Nash)


Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
(Ogden Nash)


People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
(Ogden Nash)


Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long
(Ogden Nash)